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Monday, March 10

[STOLEN ARTICLE FROM FELICIA]

You will only get this if you’ve studied in Singapore .
And done 造句in Primary School .
Then you will understand the terrifyingly , absurdly accuracy of these .

题目1: 原来

小朋友写: 原来他是我爸爸。

老师评语: 妈妈关切一下

题目2: 好 … 又好..

小朋友写: 妈妈的腿 ,好细又好粗…

老师评语: 那到底是细还是粗?

题目3: 陆陆续续

小朋友写 : 下班了,爸爸陆陆续续的回来。

老师评语: 你到底有几个爸爸呀?

题目4: 谢谢….因为 …

小朋友写: 我要谢谢妈妈,因为她每天都帮我写作业…

老师评语: 原来你的作业是妈妈写的!!!!!!!

题目5: 难过

小朋友写: 我家门前有条水沟很难过。

老师评语: 老师更难过……

题目6: 天才

小朋友写: 我3天才洗一次澡。

老师评语: 要每天洗才干净~~

題目7: 一… 便…

小朋友写: 哥哥一吃完饭,就大便。

老师评语: 造句不要乱造…

題目8: 又…..又…..

小朋友写: 我的妈妈又矮又高又瘦又肥。

老师评语: 你妈妈……是怪物吗?

題目9: 好吃

小朋友写::好吃个屁

老师评语:………

題目10: 况且

小朋友写::一辆火车经过,况且况且况且况且.....

老师评语:………



Thanks FEL{!} Loool :x
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